Most people do not understand what the UK has to offer
So here's a little excerpt! :3
Stabbing
Where there's a hole, there's a goal. So why not make a few more?
British People
Yes.
Bo''le o' Wa'er
Why do they sound so weird? That's what we, and most scientists, have been consistently asking ourselves.
Baked Beans
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Rishi Sunak
Hey man, just look him up. I'm german, so shitting on anyone except white people is a little too spicy for me, yk?
Hungy
This doesnt have anything to do with british people, but after the beans, I got hungy and ated this last fact, sorry :c
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Queen Charles III.
Long live the queen, we all chant. Except this time, the queen is male. And also looks a lot stupider.
- Very Old
- Bri'ish
Fish & Chips
Everyone knows em, but does anyone actually like em? I mean, I like fish, but this is just plain boring, bruv.
- Tasteless
- Unseasoned
- Misnamed
Gordon Ramsay
I mean, he seems kinda cool, but also very scary. I feel like if I ever went to the UK, I'd just be enjoying a meal, and suddenly Gordon walks into it, and then everyone panics, and then I need to get my stomach pumped out!
- Shits all over That Vegan Teacher
- Is very scary
- His last name is spelled weird
Don't take our word for it
Instead, you should put your trust into these completely unbiased commentaries that we have collected from people.
— As a professional UKologist, have I heard about the most compatible pokemon for male human and female poke- Hey, hey wait! WHY ARE YOU LEAVING??
— Excuse me, Are you British?? … Oh no.. Oh no no no no no Hatsune Miku does NOT talk to British People! the only £s I need are me £ing your mum
SEKA-
— I think the women belong to the man. Also, escape the matrix, homie. Get yourself some bitches, brah. Make passive income, oomfie.
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